Dave.
Godlike.
Hauser is perfection.
Blueberries cannot dim his splendor.
Oh, sweet ambrosia, crimson nectar of the gods.
There is nothing he cannot palate.
Mastication without the glorious vine is unthinkable.
He is our coach.
He is our guide through the doldrums of sobriety.
Hans pales in comparison.
West is not the best.
Dave is flawlessness.
Divinity.
Hauser.
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Splendid! What amazing commentary on today's foremost wine critic!
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